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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Make sure whoever you share these quotes with has a sense of humor about reaching this age milestone.

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Turning 50 quotes funny. Funny 50th birthday quotes. Turning 50 should at least help your memory in one way. Around 50 a woman develops the dual talent of laughing and peeing at the same time and usually not on purpose.

Turning 50 is a grand event in itself with half the battle of life won. Funny sayings group 1. Funny easter funny facebook status keeping it real funny computers trinity life age feelings being hurt broken promises being disappointed people change 60th birthday wedding anniversary god.

Funny turning 50 quotes sayings. Women face some unique challenges after turning 50. It is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

By fifty you ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not so hot beautician. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. A bunch of funny 50th birthday jokes of course.

Turning 50 means it s only a matter of time before you re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Funny 50th birthday quotes for a comical quota of 50s reality. Coco chanel quotes 9.

Turning 50 quotes funny if you haven t grown up by age 50 you don t have to unknown when you re 50 every time you look in the mirror you think it must be april fools day melanie white fifty is only 14 in scrabble unknown you know you re 50 when you re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on unknown. 50th birthday quotes for women enjoyed these funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings. From 55 on she needs good cash sophie tucker 2.

It s a time when one must look back reminisce and smile contentedly. Reality is a place that requires humor these hilarious birthday jokes will kick you into the fifties with a laugh so you can kick up your heels high or not. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150 000 miles.

Funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings 50th birthday quotes and sayings to help wish someone a fabulous 50th. Funny quotes about turning 50 for women. 50 is an easier number to remember than 49.

50th birthday jokes that are so so funny. 8205 matching entries found. Looking fifty is great if you re sixty joan rivers 3.

Joan rivers quotes 7. Turning 50 is a milestone but it can be hard to know what to write in a card so add a silly quote and send them over the hill with a bit of flair. So relax and enjoy.

For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. Funny 50th birthday sayings short clean jokes and funny quotations that ll help you slide into the fifties with a smile.

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