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A father turns a stony face to his sons berates them shakes his antlers paws the ground snorts runs them off into the underbrush but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says daddy i need to ask you something he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan. Remember man does not live on bread alone. If i had someone buttering me up maybe id have worked out.

Man is no doubt a tireless flunkey. People never get tired of buttering every kind of gods in the hope of getting earthly benefit or obtaining heavenly plunder. John c maxwell.

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Jan 12 2020 explore huening kai s board buttering my croissants on pinterest. Every morning there s a buttering ceremony after i get out of the shower. Buttering someone up quotes.

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