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Wall street journal according to hospital insurance codes there are 3 different ways you can be injured by a lamppost. Medicine sayings and quotes.

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Funny medical quotes and sayings. Medical jokes and puns. We also have jokes about doctors hospitals and other funny jokes categories so make sure to check them as well. Bettering the human condition.

I ve been collecting humorous quotations about health for a while. View the list time is generally the best doctor. Always laugh when you can it is cheap medicine.

Now that i have 20 i thought i d share. Quotes tagged as medicine showing 1 30 of 821 the greatest disease in the west today is not tb or leprosy. Best time doctor generally.

Depend on us for life. We can cure physical diseases with medicine but the only cure for loneliness despair and hopelessness is love. Life s got problems we ve got solutions.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Funny patient s and doctor s sayings i wasn t using any illegal drugs. Medical slogans using advanced products to keep life simple.

Funny nurse patient jokes. I hope a good number of these tickle your funny bone. Funny medical quotes it is amazing what the medical profession will write.

Some are jokes and other real. It was just weed. The patient s autonomy always always should be respected even if it is absolutely contrary the decision is contrary to best medical advice and what the physician wants.

Not a medical professional but an ob gyn friend of mine told me. Discover and share funny medical quotes. It is being unwanted unloved and uncared for.

Wall street journal is there a medical rule that requires. Groucho marx according to hospital insurance codes there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Funny patients quotes and sayings collection of hilarious line patients said to their doctors and nurses. Below is a list of catchy medical slogans. Enjoy our funny medical jokes and puns.

These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics emergency room receptionists and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old medicine quotes medicine sayings and medicine proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Making health care better together.

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