60 Year Old Birthday Quotes Funny

60 is the new sexy. If age is only in the mind someone should tell that to my bones.

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You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience unknown at 60 you at least have excuses unknown at 60 two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair greg tamblyn i m.

60 year old birthday quotes funny. A very happy 60th birthday to a real beauty. In the following article we compiled some of the best happy 60th birthday wishes to fit this special occasion. Funny 60th birthday quotes.

I hope that among all the funny birthday greetings i am the one that bothers you the most old man. Happy 60 th birthday. 60 it s only a number.

Well these 60th birthday jokes humor quotes and more funny stuff are the next best thing to a big hit of. Here are some of the most catchy 60th birthday slogans and sayings ever used. A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance.

Welcome to the 60 s. She let me win an argument unknown who said youre sixty. Other ways to use these jokes is to include as part of the birthday invitation wording or print and frame one of the one liners and use as a part of the party decor.

60 isn t for sissies. I m so happy to be able to celebrate this beautiful day with you. A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

Dad in you i can see a young man turning into 30 with the 30 years of experience. There s no better way to enliven a milestone birthday party than with some funny quotes. That was those other sixties.

Happy 60th birthday happy 60th birthday wishes. A lot of these 60th birthday one liners are short enough for a card message or to include in a 60th birthday speech. 60th birthday jokes the matchmaker a 60 year old woman goes to see a matchmaker.

How funny to see how my best friend is years and years old and i am still so young and handsome it hurts how you get older and i am still the same 16 years old for so many decades. Free love and other groovy stuff. At age 60 such words can poke fun at receding hairlines white hair easy chairs bifocals and sagging bodies and give everyone something to laugh about.

60th birthday one liners group 1. On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. At 60 years old your birthday suit requires regular ironing.

Therefore a 60th birthday calls for something special and you need to have a well crafted happy 60th birthday message to suit the occasion. At 60 walking the dog actually means walking the dog. 60 is 6 perfect 10 s.

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