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Feb 2 2018 explore etwan mok s board smooth quotes on pinterest. Smoother than a quotes read more quotes and sayings about smoother than a. Faster than the wife can figure out a way to spend it.

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An acquaintance walked past algonquin round table member marc connelly and ran a hand over connelly s bald pate. When people ask me stupid. My brother steve who was a few years older than me had bad on tape and i remember listening to smooth criminal and just thinking it was the coolest thing ever.

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Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. I wasn t dancing exactly more like walking musically. I must have been five or six at the time and i remember walking around school by myself thinking i was michael jackson.

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