Funniest Birthday Quotes

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. Have a lot of fun on your birthday let s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but don t forget to enjoy that you were never so old.

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Funniest birthday quotes. By jack benny. Do not be so pessimistic today. Funny birthday quotes that will make you laugh out loud.

Birthdays are nature s way of telling you to eat more cake. Here we have curated what we believe are the 100 best birthday quotes of all time. So we collected the most adorable top 32 happy funny birthday quotes sending you smiles for every moment of your special day have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday.

If you re enjoying these funny birthday quotes you ll also get a laugh at these jokes about old. Funny birthday pictures always give us a laugh. I will never be an old man.

If you don t mind it doesn t matter. You know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. We don t grow old.

When we cease to grow we become old age in itself can also be pretty funny. Funny 40th 50th 60th aging quotes. Happy birthday just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so i can feel superior to your other well wishers.

Below are some of the funny birthday quotes. 37 for all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday john glenn. Happy birthday wishes funny birthday wishes.

May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Do not think about the worst. You re a whole year older now.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. Your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar. 38 age is an issue of mind over matter.

After 30 a body has a mind of its own. If you don t mind it doesn t. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

May you live as long as the earth exist. Funny birthday quotes humer. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am.

36 the best way to remember your wife s birthday is to forget it once h v. Age is a number and yours is unlisted. So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one.

Growing old isn t always easy but i think these quotes will help with the celebration. Best funny birthday wishes to say about life hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires. It s birthday time again and wow.

Do not think that you will be one more year old. So happy birthday congratulations on being even more experienced. Famous funny birthday quotes.

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