Funny Arm Quotes

Having just moved into his new office a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when a new army recruit knocked on the door. Go to funny quotes page 2 i can t guarantee that these funny quotes are correct or true but i have tried to verify as many of the funny quotes as possible.

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If you don t get some of the references in these jokes about the military don t worry.

Funny arm quotes. The funny military jokes and on this list are for soldiers and civilians alike. The 25 best army quotes will make you laugh cry think and be inspired. Explore 1000 army quotes by authors including dwight d.

Give a man a match and he ll be warm for a minute but set him on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. It s never a bad time to be motivated by the 25 best army quotes brought to you by some of the greatest minds in history. Unless you re in the national guard then you might want to do some.

Enjoy our military quotes collection by famous authors presidents and politicians. Best military quotes selected by thousands of our users. Accessories for your furry friend s safety and comfort life.

Conscious of his new position the army colonel quickly picked up the phone told the new army recruit to enter then said into the phone yes general i ll be seeing him this afternoon and i ll pass along your message. Funny military quotes humorous quotes. Those who stand for nothing fall for anything alexander hamilton.

Discipline is the soul of an army. To protect their nation by providing their services. If you are going to be speaking or making a toast at a retirement celebration for a new veteran check out this collection to add humor to your speech.

Those who have served in the military often have a dry sense of humor that produces some funny military sayings. Eisenhower alexander the great and robert h. These famous military quotes allow us to ponder on the dark and dangerous side of the world of wars and these quotes help the newly hired military men to feel the surge of enthusiasm and feel motivated and proud for being chosen for this cause i e.

25 best army quotes. This military humor will crack you up whether you re in the army marines navy or air force. Please contact me if you find any errors in the humorous funny quotes have some additional information about the funny quotes or if you know any.

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