Funny Birthday Quotes For 70 Year Old Man

I thought if i keep going this way i ll be 64 by the time i turn 5. Congratulations on reaching this milestone age.

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Funny birthday quotes for 70 year old man. Thank goodness things don t work this way. It is called hunting for your spectacles. Thank goodness things don t work this way 92.

You ve spent 70 years on this earth that s a laudable achievement. Happy 70 th birthday sir. Message guy tip 70.

How to select 70th birthday wishes. That s why great 70th birthday messages on this page celebrate this occasion with tender loving care. Plus it may be the first milestone birthday after retirement.

I am getting to an age when i can only enjoy the last sport left. See more ideas about 70th birthday funny quotes birthday. One would normally think that a 70 year old man has nothing to offer in our generation but it seems you are never outdated sir.

Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age 93. Whether your 70 year old birthday girl or boy sees the glass half empty or half full you need to give him or her something to feel good about he or she has certainly earned it. It s an awful thing to grow old by yourself.

Quotes and sayings about turning 70. Happy 70 th birthday your years have been filled with so much knowledge and experience it s been an honor to know you. Your hair fell out long ago and your mind is decades past its warranty.

Every growing child in your family prefers being with you as you play with them you are the best grandpa ever. Happy birthday old man. You know when i turned two i panicked because in one year i doubled my age.

Jul 11 2017 explore alice adler s board 70th birthday funny quotes on pinterest. Use a funny saying to tickle the wit and humor most 70 year old people have or send a really sincere birthday wish. Happy 70 th birthday.

I thought if i keep going this way i ll be 64 by the time i turn 5. You know when i turned two i panicked because in one year i doubled my age. Posted in 70th birthday wishes for male comments off on funny birthday wishes to 70 year old man 70th birthday wishes to sister when we were growing up we had so much fun it s amazing to think of all that we ve done we ve been there for each other through the years we ve shared good times laughter and tears what you mean to me.

The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions. Funny birthday wishes for men wishes happy birthday old man. With average life expectancy in the upper seventies 70 will be the last milestone birthday for most people.

Have a wonderful bday. Funny 70th birthday messages. Funny birthday wishes to 70 year old man i ve always called you an old man even though you are just now turning 70.

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