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Funny Quotes About Bible

Amusing funny and interesting quotes from the bible. In the first book of the bible guinessis god tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.

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Genesis 25 30 holman christian standard bible he said to jacob let me eat some of that red stuff because i m exhausted proverbs 21 19 new living translation it is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby complaining wife.

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Funny quotes about bible. When it comes to silly bible verses one of my fondest memories was when a guest speaker came to our ministry class. Either way let me know by leaving a comment below right now. And he said i love funny bible verses like job 10 10.

Two scriptures aren t ripped out of context but they are just hilarious. Quotes tagged as bible showing 1 30 of 2 073 love is patient love is kind. Noah built and ark out of gophers and the animals came in pears.

But never forget that laughter is good for the soul. Noah s wife was joan of ark. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme o sphere.

Ryan hart is a writer lifestyle blogger and believer in the power of prayer. Funny bible verses genesis 25 30. Friendship fun funny humorous romance jesus leadership love story management marriage.

Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. During bible study you simply can t just read one verse in hopes to understand the entire chapter. Are there any funny scriptures i should include on this list.

Which of these funny bible verses was your favorite. Here are five hilarious scriptures three of which are taken entirely out of context with a proper context explained. Funny bible verses that make fun of wives and women better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife proverbs 21 9 worst of all wounds is that of the heart worst of all evils is that of a woman sirach 25 12.

I know for me i have run into some funny bible verses while reading the bible. Jan 4 2019 7 33 am irl. 10 funny bible verses you have to read to believe ghosts witches and giants it s all in there.

It does not envy it does not boast it is not proud. Now the word of god is nothing to laugh at but there are some verses that can make you chuckle. July 17 2014 brian veal leave a comment the bible is the most misquoted book in history true story.

Read the previous as well as the following verses as well to place scriptures in their proper context. 18 insane bible verses that are totally f cked up funny memes that get it and want you to too. It is not rude it is not self seeking it is not easily angered it keeps no record of wrongs.

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