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Funny Quotes About Having Children

Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everything s broken and there s a lot of throwing up. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one.

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These quotes will give you someone to relate to who understands how you are feeling.

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Funny quotes about having children. It should help you relax and remember that children are funny even when they aren t trying to be. 25 funny parenting quotes that will have you saying so true because laughing is better than crying. Share if you like them.

Now i have six children and no theories. Children are a great comfort to us in our old age and they help us reach it faster too. Before i got married i had six theories about bringing up children.

Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everything s broken. Explore 131 having children quotes by authors including scott weiland elle macpherson and robert smith at brainyquote. If you find yourself getting frustrated with a child remember some of the funniest quotes you read here.

21 funny children quotes children s day every book is a children s book if he can read mitch hedberg a characteristic of the normal child is he doesn t act that way very often. Funny baby quotes for new parents 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again the quickest way for a parent to get a child s attention is to sit down and look comfortable lane olinghouse. Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head carol burnett. Milwaukee journal a perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house 14. Funny children quotes.

Actions are greater teachers than words. The following are the best funny children quotes. If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings.

Teach your children to say you re sorry and to forgive. 15 of the funniest quotes about kids. Le shan a new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder hope a dream of possibilities 13.

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