Funny Quotes About Winning The Lottery

My mate said if i won 161 million on the lottery i d buy greece for a laugh i said what would you spend the other 160 million on. But sometimes if your luck favors you will win a fortune in a lottery.

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Funny quotes about winning the lottery. Imagine winning 161 million in the lottery you could buy anything you ever wanted. To be fair however the odds are only 1 in 175 million which is slightly better than not playing at all. Their rationale must be well i can either win it or not win it so my odds of winning are 50 50 orlando winters stop being a f ing idiot.

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If you win the lottery the first thing i want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job said my 49 year old girlfriend as i was checking my ticket. Apr 21 2014 explore anand kulkarni s board lottery win on pinterest. Discover and share winning lottery funny quotes.

See more ideas about humor lottery bones funny. For most of time it is inevitable that you will feel disappointed for those unrewarded cases. People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind bogglingly difficult it is to win.

Well actually the first thing i would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my mondeo i replied. Permanent vacation quotes funny quotes about life lessons 100 funniest quotes funny inspirational quotes funny vacation quotes and sayings important quotes in the lottery lottery ticket quotes life quotes. See more ideas about lottery funny quotes winning the lottery.

Don t let the feeling of losing get the worse of you and instead here are some really funny lottery quotes that will make you feel much better. I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not fran lebowitz s saying about money acknowledges the truly slim odds of actually winning the lottery.

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