Airline Quotes Funny

When you finally sit in your plane after all the security checks and fatigue there is still the flight attendants instructions that you have to follow. If you want to be a millionaire start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.

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Quotes tagged as air showing 1 30 of 243 a little morphine in all the air.

Airline quotes funny. Explore 93 airline quotes by authors including richard branson frank zappa and frank abagnale at brainyquote. The optimist invents the aeroplane the pessimist the parachute george bernard shaw if black boxes survive air crashes why don t they make the whole plane out of that stuff. There s no reason to become alarmed and we hope you ll enjoy the rest of your flight.

Funny quotes about flight attendant travelling far and long in airplanes is never easy. During the final approach the captain was really having to fight it. The guide says there is an art to flying said ford or rather a knack.

The knack lies in learni. 307 quotes have been tagged as flying. Funny malifecent plane rules safety tanith.

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General both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. After an extremely hard landing the flight attendant said ladies and gentlemen welcome to amarillo. Jun 16 2019 explore thomas hall s board airplane humor followed by 775 people on pinterest.

Any kind of meat that you get chicken steak anything has grill marks on each side like somehow we ll actually believe there s an open flame grill in the front of the plane. Quotes movie details. Overheard on an american airlines flight into amarillo texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day.

It would be wonderfully refreshing for everyone. Explore 1000 air quotes by authors including henry rollins evel knievel and alexander pope at brainyquote. By the way is.

Scott fitzgerald the great gatsby. Lots of preparations have to be done by the travelers as well as the airplane s staff. See more ideas about airplane humor aviation humor humor.

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