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Funny military quotes humorous quotes. British military mottos be the best the british army s official motto the team works the royal navy s official motto rise above the rest the royal air force official motto serve to lead royal military academy sandhurst.

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Murphy s law of combat.

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Funny british army quotes. Fed up and unable to understand your military partner. Enjoy our military quotes collection by famous authors presidents and politicians. Julian perreira 2nd december 2019 at 12 09pm.

If you are going to be speaking or making a toast at a retirement celebration for a new veteran check out this collection to add humor to your speech. Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder. And thirdly you must hate a frenchman as you hate the devil.

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You you and you. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. Or an ex forces colleague.

Army quotes previous 1 2 next 1. Please contact me if you find any errors in the humorous funny quotes have some additional information about the funny quotes or if you know any. Conscious of his new position the army colonel quickly picked up the phone told the new army recruit to enter then said into the phone yes general i ll be seeing him this afternoon and i ll pass along your message.

The rest of you come with me a purple heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan stupid enough to try it and lucky enough to survive. British soldier quotes god quotes firstly you must always implicitly obey orders without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Famous military quotes funny army quotes us female soldier quotes famous navy quotes soldier quotes us army quotes army quotes and sayings american military quotes famous army quotes military women quotes sad military quotes infantry quotes military quotes army quotes inspirational.

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Well below are 40 of the forces favourite phrases. Having just moved into his new office a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when a new army recruit knocked on the door. Secondly you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king.

Those who have served in the military often have a dry sense of humor that produces some funny military sayings. Cluster bombing from b 52s is very very accurate the bombs always hit the ground. To ensure perfect aim shoot first and call whatever you hit the target 2.

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