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Explore 612 owe quotes by authors including abraham lincoln voltaire and j. John benfield i ve often said the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

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If you make any trouble for me or my people i ll hunt you down like the pig you are and carve a second mouth across your gut.

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Funny i owe you quotes. Funny quotes if you don t need them at all then congratulations you are a very happy person living. The world moves less by money than by what you owe people and what they owe you. They ll find you hanging by your own intestines.

The next time you hear something laugh and howl in the night hug your family because you won t see the sunrise i opened my fingers. Not only does laughter reduce stress it lowers your blood pressure gives you an excellent ab workout and releases endorphins. And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul.

Voltaire eagles may soar high but weasels don t get sucked into jet engines. Funny success quotes group 6. Get up early work late and strike oil joey adams to succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid you must also be well mannered.

I don t like to owe anybody anything so i keep to myself as much on the lending side as i can haruki murakami 1q84. If you owe the bank 100 million that s the bank s problem. If you owe the bank 100 that s your problem.

No i don t want your money. But for some sad people like myself funny quotes are one of those basic necessities that i need. Jul 1 2014 hmmm you must think i m on stupid level.

Actually those people are not even going to be here. Paul getty at brainyquote. Rockefeller once explained the secret of success.

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