Funny Quotes About Fat People

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old fat quotes fat sayings and fat proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. It s just how i can balance eating pancakes in the morning a big burger for lunch and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night.

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Funny quotes about fat people. Or if i was at the races i saw some 150 lb. Making fun of fat people won t make you any thinner and making fun of ugly people won t make you any prettier and making fun of unsuccessful people won t necessarily make you successful so leave the creatures to the one who created them instead of making fun of people work on improving yourself. You re so fat when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream taxi.

Christie said i now have 6 free hours a day i don t know what to do with save to folder. A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. You re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall.

New jersey governor chris christie said he is still adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. You look like a before picture. You re so fat when god said let their be light he said get your fat ass out the way.

Discover and share funny quotes about fat people. Funny quotes funny jokes for fat people 100. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Funny people look way food is a huge passion of mine and because i want to eat whatever i want i run every morning and then i do weights a few times a week. We fatties have a bond dude. Handshakes special fat people dances we got these secret fugging lairs in the center of the earth and we go down there in the middle of the night when all the skinny kids are sleeping and eat cake and friend chicken and shit.

It s like a secret society. It doesn t seem very natural. You re so fat i took a picture of you last christmas and it s still printing.

It doesn t look healthy. Fat people are funny â until obesity pays your loved one a visit. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds i d start laughing too. They re round and funny looking. I think that s why people through history laugh at fat people.

Discover and share fat people funny quotes. It doesn t look sleek or stealth.

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