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I roll over in pain and pound on the snooze groaning moaning thinking what s there to lose.

Alarm quotes funny. We ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

My serenity ripped asunder sudden and drastic. When the peace is ruptured by a horrible beeping. To my alarm clock funny poems every morning i lie there innocently sleeping.

Neither apple or pine in pineapple. 50 of them in fact. And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old clock quotes clock sayings and clock proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. When an alarm clock wakes a man up it makes him feel not like the early bird but like the worm. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger.

English muffins weren t invented in england or french fries in france. May 22 2015 explore julie joseph s board funny alarm clocks on pinterest. English is a funny language.

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Let s face it english is a crazy language. A big list of alarm clock jokes.

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