Best Funny Medical Quotes


A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. I told the doctor i broke my leg in two places.

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Best funny medical quotes. Quotes tagged as medicine showing 1 30 of 821 the greatest disease in the west today is not tb or leprosy. The great physician treats the patient who has the disease. Hospital bed taxi running.

Discover and share funny medical quotes. And this can only happen if the patient can trust the doctor and this trust can only be induced through the release of oxytocin which can only be triggered in the patient s brain by the will of a doctor with a genuine act of kindness on the doctor s part. It is being unwanted unloved and uncared for.

Making health care better together. We can cure physical diseases with medicine but the only cure for loneliness despair and hopelessness is love. The good physician treats the disease.

Medical jokes and puns. Best decision advice always. He told me to quit going to those places.

Doctor to the community. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Life s got problems we ve got solutions.

Funny medical quotes it is amazing what the medical profession will write. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Below is a list of catchy medical slogans.

For a patient to be fully treated by a doctor the patient must be willing to put all psychological guards down and be vulnerable. These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics emergency room receptionists and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals. The doctors x rayed my head and found nothing.

Bettering the human condition. The decision is contrary to best medical advice and what the physician wants. Enjoy our funny medical jokes and puns.

Top 10 medical quotes 10. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Wall street journal according to hospital insurance codes there are 3 different ways you can be injured by a lamppost.

Wall street journal is there a medical rule that requires. We also have jokes about doctors hospitals and other funny jokes categories so make sure to check them as well. Depend on us for life.

Medical slogans using advanced products to keep life simple. View the list. Groucho marx according to hospital insurance codes there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles.

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