Cholesterol Funny Quotes

Here we ve added the most popular and viral funny cholesterol jokes from all over the internet. Like it is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else s plate dave barry.

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Cholesterol funny quotes. Control fat control your life. Cholesterol awareness is the first step in smartness. They are your heart s friends.

But if all you ve had is high cholesterol what you re doing is taking this 1 100 chance of getting a benefit and offsetting it with 1 200 chance of getting diabetes. The first time i see a jogger smiling i ll consider it. You finally get to see the family doctor and they tell you you have a high cholesterol level so you need to watch what you eat.

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Funny joke collection stats. Go to table of contents. Safe and healthy cholesterol means safe and healthy life.

One liners short funny quotes sayings thoughts and captions for your bio social status self talk motto mantra signs posters wallpapers backgrounds. Quotes tagged as cholesterol showing 1 12 of 12 if you re afraid of butter use cream julia child tags. A man goes to his doctor for a physical and finds out his cholesterol is slightly high.

Joan rivers click to tweet. Your brain hates cholesterol. The doctor doesn t feel its bad enough for medication but tells him to do at least 15 minutes of heavy breathing exercises a day.

Explore 59 cholesterol quotes by authors including dave barry richard simmons and pope francis at brainyquote. Just come into this section where cholesterol rules.

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