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Plato he was a wise man who invented beer plato. I had a full body physical wave of anxiety as i pulled out my glitter cased iphone 6 plus and glanced at my text messages.

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Drunk text quotes. Phones these days should come with a warning don t drink and text many of us have been there a few drinks down high on life but the bar has closed and you want to continue the party consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame. Drunk text quotes showing 1 2 of 2 it s painfully obvious to both of us that you re dangerously close to a sexless related meltdown. There is also no shortage of people who tie one on and spill their guts.

With shaky hands i scanned my text messages. Suddenly your ex or that girl in. Quotes quotes about getting drunk funny drunk quotes to police i wasnt that drunk quotes drunk girl quotes quotes about drunk dialing funny drunk text quotes abraham lincoln quotes albert einstein quotes bill gates.

Mar 27 2016 explore samantha zimmerman s board drunk quotes followed by 331 people on pinterest. Following are the drunk driving quotes and awareness slogans with images. Explore 225 drunk quotes by authors including ernest hemingway winston churchill and ray bradbury at brainyquote.

Discover and share drunk texting quotes. Drunk driving quotes and slogans a designated driver helps you party another day. It was time to face the music.

The best drunk texts and funny drunk text messages are full of autocorrects typos interesting emoji choices and all around hilarity ranging from kittens to dance moves to flo rida. The compliment of wise really means a lot coming from plato we d like to think he d also enjoy these funny drinking quotes and. The 27 best drunk texts ever sent whether accidentally sexting your mom or just receiving a shameful recap of drunken events you don t remember mixing alcohol with text messaging yields comedic gold.

Stay alive don t text and drive. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Some profess their undying love while others just need to know there s someone out.

And i went to alibi last girls night and there were plenty of straight people there too you know but um.

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