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Famous short funny quotes. Some of the quotes below are pure gold. One liners short funny quotes sayings thoughts and captions for your bio social status self talk motto mantra signs posters wallpapers backgrounds. Share the best funny quotes collection by famous authors and comedians.

If cinderella s shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off. To keep kids off drugs. Joan rivers click to tweet.

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My stomach is flat. Sometimes when i close my eyes i can t see. Sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap eight people at once.

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60 short funny motivational quotes. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.

The first time i see a jogger smiling i ll consider it. Short funny quotes big fun humor. Explore 1000 funny quotes by authors including will rogers groucho marx and steven wright at brainyquote.

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