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Like be nice to nerds. If you tell the boss you missed work because you had a flat tire the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

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Famous work quotes funny. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it bill gates. Deadlines humor humour work writing. Funny work sayings and quotes.

In this collection of funny work quotes glimpse the lighter side of work life. The office isn t typically considered a place for fun but it s hard not to find humor in a place we spend so much of our time. 100 funny work quotes.

It is a fact that without lighthearted talks and funny jokes workplace could turn into the last place any person in the world would want to be at. Take a load off with the collection of humorous and funny work quotes below. Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when you re finished.

Share these with your colleagues to create an upbeat environment in your workplace. My formula for success is rise early work late and strike oil reba mcentire to succeed in life you need three things. A wishbone a backbone and a funny bone.

Scott adams the dilbert principle creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Sometimes at work we need a bit of humor or a smile to relieve the stress and demands of the workplace.

30 funny work quotes let these funny work quotes add a smile to your day. George carlin law of the alibi. Quotes tagged as work showing 1 30 of 6 004 i love deadlines.

I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by douglas adams the salmon of doubt. Funny quotes on prodigies. No man goes before his time unless the boss.

Funny quotes from famous people on human emotions and foibles offer thought provoking sentiments in just a few pithy words. I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40 hour week. As the saying goes all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

You may end up working for them. Funny work quotes no boss or employee can resist laughing at. Vince mcmahon most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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