Funny Airline Quotes

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They have me on the floor laughing and there are so many to choose from.

Funny airline quotes. Traveling can be pretty funny. You ve got to deal with long flights different cultures and sometimes you even have to spend a little time on the toilet believe me i know. Perfect to read at the airport or when your flying.

This is a curated sub category. Overheard on an american airlines flight into amarillo texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day. After an extremely hard landing the flight attendant said ladies and gentlemen welcome to amarillo.

Funny flying quotes. When you finally sit in your plane after all the security checks and fatigue there is still the flight attendants instructions that you have to follow. Funny quotes about flight attendant travelling far and long in airplanes is never easy.

Check out our full collection of travel quotes. Enjoy over 10 000 jokes and quotes. Funny but true airline quotes to make you laugh.

Airplane jokes and puns that are really funny. After every flight pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. This hub is dedicated to my favourites and i am sure they will crack you up too.

General both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. Also check out our other jokes categories. Any kind of meat that you get chicken steak anything has grill marks on each side like somehow we ll actually believe there s an open flame grill in the front of the plane.

Discover and share funny airline quotes. I so love these true quotes that come from airline staff. During the final approach the captain was really having to fight it.

Perfect to enjoy while waiting at the airport for the flight. Airplane joke 1. Explore 93 airline quotes by authors including richard branson frank zappa and frank abagnale at brainyquote.

The optimist invents the aeroplane the pessimist the parachute george bernard shaw if black boxes survive air crashes why don t they make the whole plane out of that stuff. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Airline food airline food is the tiniest food i ve ever seen in my entire life.

The form is a piece of paper that the pilot completes and then the mechanics read and correct the problem. But that s ok because it s almost always worth it. Lots of preparations have to be done by the travelers as well as the airplane s staff.

Updated on april 22 2011.

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