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The most popular alexa commands right now. 23 tweets about amazon prime day that ll make you laugh harder than you should when i m president we re going to say merry prime day again by jon michael poff.

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You send your child to the schoolmaster but tis the schoolboys who educate him.

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I like treating things as if they re small you know amazon even though it is a large company i want it to have the heart and spirit of a. 5aup christmas gifts funny quote unicorn coffee mug for friend novelty ceramic cups 11oz unique birthday and holiday gifts for daughter brother boss. From trying to learn new things to finding clever ways of making people leave the house this hilarious list by bored panda proves alexa would easily pass the turing test.

There are plenty of funny amazon reviews like the one about a swiss army knife where the buyer instantly turned into a navy seal or a funny review where a computer mouse saves a relationship. Alexa can you sing in. Whether you call them alexa easter eggs or funny alexa commands the end result is the same.

Alexa do you like pizza. But really it s the same thing for years and years. An amusing interlude between you and your alexa to brighten your day.

Jeff bezos quotes on business. However because it is cloud based amazon is continually updating alexa s intelligence based on the alexa questions and the funny things that she says can soon come to an end. It s hard to remember for you guys but for me it s like yesterday i was driving the packages to the post office myself and hoping one day we could afford a forklift.

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Funny inspirational and motivational quotes on life love and much else by m prefontaine 19 oct 2015 4 4 out of 5 stars 94. Amazon s choice for funny quotes. Alexa are you a nerd.

Take a look at these best amazon reviews to see what we mean. Free shipping on your first order shipped by amazon. School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it s getting better or worse.

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