Funny Cemetery Quotes

Bored panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest epitaphs on tombstones proving that a sense of. He who rejects change is the architect of decay.

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96 of them in fact.

Funny cemetery quotes. I hope to hell when i do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Another batch of the scariest and creepiest quotes you ve ever heard. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on sunday and all that crap.

One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree out of sight and began dividing the nuts. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. Fathers day jokes and funny quotes remember.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. I do so prefer waking up to screaming in the morning. Share em with your old man.

Even more than a tie clip. Explore 58 cemetery quotes by authors including nathaniel hawthorne myles munroe and harold wilson at brainyquote. Go ahead and honk your horn in the cemetery.

They just have to make you uneasy in some way make you second guess whether you are really safe. Every man should have a fair sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. What dad really wants is a nap.

Let these funny cemetery quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day. Oct 31 2016 explore michelle jensen s board funny tombstone sayings followed by 290 people on pinterest. A cemetery is where down under takes on an entirely new meaning.

Selecting a tombstone is usually a monumental task. Really fathers day jokes. On the outskirts of a small town there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

See more ideas about tombstone headstones gravestone. Funny cemetery quotes funny quotes about cemetery. The scariest quotes don t have to be famous or well known to be scary.

Daddy pops whatever you call him he deserves a good laugh. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. The only people without problems live in the cemetery.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old cemetery quotes cemetery sayings and cemetery proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. A genealogist is a person who leaves no stone unearthed. Quotes tagged as cemetery showing 1 30 of 88 when you re dead they really fix you up.

Cemetery sayings and quotes. Dad jokes and funny father quotes because fathers are fodder for funny. A big list of cemetery jokes.

A cemetery is a marble garden not to be taken for granite. It s not possible to wake the dead. The people below were not famous for their life but rather because of their undying sense of humor engraved into their funny gravestones from cute puns and dad jokes from the afterlife to warnings about the great beyond these funny tombstones show that death is not always so serious.

Henry brooks adams. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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