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Funny church quotes. The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church tertullian. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. Church sayings and quotes.

Church attendance is as vital to a disciple as a transfusion of rich healthy blood to a sick man. Ours walks on water. Please submit your favorite recipe also a short antidote for it.

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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church. Not going to heaven.

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You got your pets your dinosaurs your smart types and self aware robots. Potluck supper sunday at 5pm prayer and medication to follow. And then little johnny said.

After the service his cousin asked him how many women can a man marry sixteen the boy responded. Why pay for gps. The church will host an evening of fine dining super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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God reigns and the son shines. For it is based upon a rock. Look according to the church there are no pets in heaven.

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Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old church quotes church sayings and church proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.

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