Funny Court Quotes

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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

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The dumbest things ever said in court this page. 121 quotes have been tagged as court. Light up the darkness majesty norman mailer.

Sevilla has compiled some of the funniest exchanges from justice halls between defendants and plaintiffs lawyers and witnesses juries and judges and released a book called disorder in the court. This is a high court judge in northern india starting off a judgment on a corruption scandal regarding allotment of commercial sites with a few quotes. These quotes are from a book called disorder in the courts of america and are actual things people said in court quoted word for word by reporters present at the time who were challenged to stay calm and not fall about laughing whilst these exchanges were taking place.

Jindal in dev singh v. Ten years of shadows but no longer. Since both of us have stakes in the appointment of members of the higher judiciary the consultation of both of them is absolutely necessary.

Despite the seriousness of a courtroom and everything that happens in it this place also produces hilarious unintentional comedy. The people have evidence that the life of the witness is in jeopardy and it is reasonable to apprehend he will not be able to attend the trial if he is not. The quotes here are not new to the internet but i am guessing many of my hub friends may not have seen them before and.

Power corrupts power point corrupts absolutely ed tufte wired issue 11 09 september 2003 justice a n. Just as judges have enormous stake in the appointment of judicial officers in the higher judiciary supreme court and the 24 high courts the government has an equal stake. Lawyer funny fails quotes 15 of the dumbest things lawyers have actually said in court these lawyer quotes will make you laugh and make you wonder how they passed the bar.

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