Funny Drill Sergeant Quotes

We would have to stop whatever we were doing. If i m down i m used to getting right back up but when it comes to love your heart can t do that.

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Another drill sergeant walks by and asks him what he s doing.

Funny drill sergeant quotes. Remove your children and parents from the room this is not for the easily offended. The drill sergeant did this thing where they would yell freeze recruit freeze. The ti halted the flight and proceeded to accuse out of step dude of being a communist infiltrator threatened him with prison then said that the only job he would get a.

But until that day you are pukes. So here they are 10 of gunnery sergeant hartman s most filthy but brilliant quotes. What was funny was at the end when they were doing our recruit meritorious promotions i some how got one and he said my actual name.

From now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir do you maggots understand that 2. He says i m watering my petunias. Here is the list.

Here are our picks for the 16 best quotes or series of quotes from full metal jacket 1. We decided to compile some funny drill sergeant insults into a list some of them are real insults while some of them sound like what a drill sergeant would say. As my bunk mate was running back from the showers wearing nothing but a towel the ds screamed freeze recruit freeze.

Dan caddy a sergeant first class with the vermont army national guard has just published awesome sh t my drill sergeant said. Thank your mother for not swallowing. Etc etc i went by valdez til the very ended.

1 if you ladies leave my island if you survive recruit training you will be a weapon. Hartman your senior drill instructor. In the name of celebrating veterans who accomplish cool stuff we ve combed the internet for some of the best drill sergeant quotes out there.

In business i m tough on myself i m like a drill sergeant. One day we were marching along and the dude right behind me got out of step. Brainyquote has been providing inspirational quotes since 2001 to our worldwide community.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. My name is valdez 2. Don t thank me private.

Now the hilarity of asmdss is available in book form. I am gunnery sgt. Wit and wisdom from america s finest a book based on his wildly.

Discover and share funny drill sergeant quotes. My name is valdez 1. The boot camp humor and basic training stories shared by veterans on awesome sh t my drill sergeant said has had us in stitches for years.

The greatest drill sergent insults very tough. You will be a minister of death praying for war.

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