Funny False Teeth Quotes

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. So in honor of our pearly whites we ve found 25 quotes about teeth we think you ll love.

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Funny false teeth quotes. Turning to the man next to him he said i forgot my teeth the man said no problem he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. A smile takes but a moment but the memories of it last forever. See more ideas about funny dentures dental humor.

His smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth. Because he has fillings too. He explained his dilemma to the man sitting next to him.

Showing search results for funny false teeth sorted by relevance. Fun quotes about teeth. Teeth joke 4 why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed.

Teeth joke 5 a man coughed violently and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. 38 entries are tagged with false teeth jokes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old teeth quotes teeth sayings and teeth proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.

In a hurry to get to a special dinner party the guest speaker arrives and sat down only to realize he d forgotten his false teeth. A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. 33 of them in fact.

Jan 15 2016 explore jacoba van den berg s board dentures funny ha ha lol followed by 148 people on pinterest. Creative dental hygeine sayings quotes for hygienist t shirts. 7 quotes have been tagged as false teeth.

Be kind to your dentist. I just like to smile. Try these he said.

Funny false teeth quotes sayings. A big list of false teeth jokes. Teeth are always in style.

Teeth sayings and quotes. Floss like a boss. Oh dear he said whatever shall i do.

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Turveydrop was a fat old gentleman with a false complexion false teeth false w. Every tooth in a man s head is more valuable than a diamond miguel de cervantes. What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards.

To catch her false teeth. Cavities don t scare us. Keep calm and floss on.

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