Funny Its Hotter Than Quotes

Hotter than satan s toenails. It s so hot farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

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It s so hot i want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

Funny its hotter than quotes. I m hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a 4 stove. 66 best hot weather humor images in 2019 funny stuff funny. Cornier than a corn field and half of its owner s turds.

11 obscure regional phrases that describe excessive heat. That feller s so dumb he don t know sheep shit from cotton seed. Toronto s experiencing an insane heat wave this week.

But it s also understandable that you want to switch it up a bit and say it is so hot in different ways. It s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time. It s so hot i saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It s so hot i saw a chicken lay a fried egg. We consult the radio. Hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock.

Feel free to melania trump any of these cool sayings about how ding. Hotter than a fire hydrant chasing a dog and 85 more. Hotter than satan s house cat.

A cat in heat. That girl you passed at lunch. We don t mean in different languages because we re not that smart.

It s so dang hot that i just saw a hound dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking. Aug 14 2019 hot weather humor. Hotter than noon on the fourth of july hotter than a pepper sprout and hotter than a 2 pistol came to us in song thanks to shenandoah johnny and june and george possum jones respectively.

Hotter than a four peckered billy goat. It is hotter than a jalapeño. Pearls in a pawn shop.

It s stinky hot out folks and when it is this hot out all you are able to muster saying is it is so hot that is understandable. So to commemorate the heat five comparisons to describe it it s hotter than 1. That s lower than quail shit in a wagon rut.

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