Funny Maternity Quotes

We ve scoured the internet and rounded up 34 funny creative and brutally honest cards for expectant mamas. There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it chinese proverb being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a.

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Take a look at these hilarious pregnancy quotes.

Funny maternity quotes. But sometimes the sentimental messages found in the greeting card aisle don t quite capture what you want to say to the mom to be. Funny pregnancy quotes and sayings to fill mommies with chuckles. Let us know what you think in the comments section.

The funny thing is that for some reason people think when you re pregnant you have to start wearing maternity wear and wear flats and look mom ish. Laughter can be a great way to de stress during pregnancy. Don t piss me off.

Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. Pregnancy is magical and beautiful and truly one of life s greatest miracles but putting all that aside the whole 9 months is actually better pretty much one big struggle. Giving a card is a great way to congratulate a loved one on her pregnancy.

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Humorous messages on getting pregnant funny pregnancy wishes. Maternity sayings and quotes.

It is also about embracing irritating mood swings bloating bulging waistlines weight gain burping food cravings and heaps of other quirks. Get your giggles out reading the following quotes and know how excited you should be as an expectant mother. I don t know exactly what people expect of people who are pregnant but there s definitely a lot of moms out there that look super fabulous all the time and i guess that s my inspiration.

Peeing on a stick is just the first ladies. Motherhood is an unusual phenomena no you don t lose your hair or teeth. Being pregnant is not just about becoming a mommy to be.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old maternity quotes maternity sayings and maternity proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Lol only ladies will know how much this is true. Funny pregnancy quotes 3.

So we re calling all you mamas who might just need a little humor to get you through it to read through some of our very favorite funny pregnancy quotes. Every pregnant women does this. From funny quotes about being pregnant that acknowledge the ups and downs of your parenthood journey to sweet pregnancy quotes that could make you cry thank you hormones this big list of.

But sometimes that s all you have when you need to get through those long days. Mommie poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. It s hard keeping it clean all the time.

It is just that your belly looks filled out as if you had 5 square meals at a time your clothing size refuses to co operate with your new body and you crave for the most random things.

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