You might be staring down your 40th birthday like it s the barrel of a gun but turning the big 4 0 shouldn t be all doom and gloom. The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty five year old men.
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Funny 40th birthday quotes this collection is about funny 40th birthday quotes wishes messages and sayings etc. Discover and share 40 year old funny quotes. Being 40 doesn t bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers.
Forty isn t old if you re a tree. Discover and share 40 year old men funny quotes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old turning 40 quotes turning 40 sayings and turning 40 proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.
If life really begins on your 40th birthday it s because that s when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives. I m not 40 i m 18 with 22 years of experience. Life begins at 40 but so do fallen arches rheumatism faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three.
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You know who your real friends are and you ve finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut. The next thirty supply the commentary. By now you ve probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are.
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We don t understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it. The first forty years of life give us the text. When you re 40 you have so much to look forward to like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out.
At least you re not still climbing it. You want to be with your people. A few more funny quotations forty is the old age of youth.
Just remember once you re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. When you re 40 don t worry about being over the hill. The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.
Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty five year old men. Fifty is the youth of old age.
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