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Funny Quotes About Drunk Texting

Discover and share drunk texting quotes. I was drunk texting my friend the night of my 21st birthday party.

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Funny quotes about drunk texting. Texting while driving results in longer response times than even drunken driving. The 27 best drunk texts ever sent whether accidentally sexting your mom or just receiving a shameful recap of drunken events you don t remember mixing alcohol with text messaging yields comedic gold. Tongue out one eye open the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the.

The collection of hilarious drunk memes won t leave you indifferent. The 29 funniest drunk texts ever by abby heugel. Suddenly your ex or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink.

But we wouldn t have such a great variety of funny drunk memes if it wasn t for people whose stories start with the phrase i got so drunk yesterday. Funny fails. The best of these have been archived forever throughout the internet as these screenshots of drunk texts from last night show.

You can use the following drunk girl memes to entertain your friends and remind them about the party you had last night. Quotes quotes about getting drunk funny drunk quotes to police i wasnt that drunk quotes drunk girl quotes quotes about drunk dialing funny drunk text quotes abraham lincoln quotes albert einstein quotes bill gates. Drunk text by seventhswan 1 645 ratings 3 67 average rating 230 reviews drunk text quotes showing 1 2 of 2 it s painfully obvious to both of us that you re dangerously close to a sexless related meltdown.

While an unimpaired driver can respond quickly to changes in traffic and begin braking within half a second a legally drunk driver needs four additional feet to begin braking and a driver who s texting needs 70. Dec 24 2016 explore alyssa stanley s board funny drunk quotes on pinterest. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

The best drunk texts and funny drunk text messages are full of autocorrects typos interesting emoji choices and all around hilarity ranging from kittens to dance moves to flo rida. It goes without saying that drinking and several activities shouldn t be combined and one should always do it in a safe environment. She asked me where my friends were and i replied with tequila is not my friend submitted by kiiaa.

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