Funny Quotes About Hospital Stays

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Funny quotes about hospital stays. Showing search results for funny hospital stay sorted by relevance. Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization never intended at all even to take in the whole sick population. These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics emergency room receptionists and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals.

However while working as a student nurse i found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn t need my help to leave the hospital. Funny medical quotes it is amazing what the medical profession will write. The power of community to create health is far greater than any physician clinic or hospital.

Funny funny facebook status insult mean books funny love sarcasm bed hospitals summer positive being brave stay strong focus determination self motivational. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old hospital quotes hospital sayings and hospital proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. However most of my part i play a pediatrician and most of my role had to do with being in another place staying at the hospital and trying to save kids and stay until people could come.

Courage dancing embarrasement funny hospital humor no fear nurse ridiculous social situations stupid. Like when traveling in rural africa it s important to not actually go to a hospital until the patient is on the brink of expiration otherwise things are apt to get worse. Discover and share funny hospital quotes.

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Explore 572 hospital quotes by authors including groucho marx pope francis and amy winehouse at brainyquote. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

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