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If you ever have to steal money from your kid and later on he discovers it s gone i think a good thing to do is to blame it on santa claus. But be warned some of these quotes have wicked humor.

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Santa claus brings the real magic ahem the presents to the christmas season when he shows up for christmas eve festivities. Santa santa has it great. I was christmas shopping and ran.

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Either way these funny christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. It was a long journey from the north pole to your house but seemed to be short just because of my love for you. Without christmas wishes the fun of christmas is incomplete.

Elect to keep smiling. Mencken steven wright and jon bon jovi at brainyquote. Laugh your way to the voting.

Santa s week is near so in a hurry i put your gift in the drawer. To help you get through the stress of holiday season check out these 99 funny christmas quotes to keep you jolly through the season. Whether your family shares religious christmas quotes or christmas bible verses around the table or just traditional christmas sayings there s no better time to share your love and appreciation for the season.

How dreary would be the world if there was no santa claus there would be no childlike faith then no poetry no romance to make tolerable this existence. Now you are on the naughty list and won t get anything. Christmas is love in action act on it now.

Your secret santa never forgets to bring gifts for you. So send funny christmas wishes text and quotes to your friend girlfriend boyfriend husband wife and give them a reason to laugh. This wasn t what it was supposed to be about people then if there s a santa at the mall i walk up to him and say listen fat man you re just a clown at my birthday party.

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