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If you re hotter than me then that means i m cooler than you. It is hotter than a jalapeño.

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It s hotter than 4 or 5 fat bitches in an escort. We are reminded of the hottest place we ve ever heard of which we re not entirely comfortable saying out loud so we sometimes spell it. If you re not supposed to eat at night why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator.

Hotter than a four peckered billy goat. Below we have mentioned some extremely funny colder than sayings that should tickle your bones in a funny manner. She so ugly she d make a freight train take a dirt road.

If not then you are at the right place to read some colder things and we are sure you will laugh your heart out on every picture because these are hilarious as hell so. If you re having a bad day remember some adults wear braces. Faster than a wink of an eye.

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Colder than the butt of a good digger in the month of january. And in the onion the germ is the little sun of that little world which vivifies and nourishes the vegetative salt of that little mass. His family tree looks like a totem pole.

For an apple is in it self a little universe. He s so ugly he didn t get hit with the ugly stick he got whopped with the whole forest. Here are funny colder than sayings quotes.

If you re using the phrase easy as taking candy from a baby try taking candy from a baby. Here are some faster than one liners items i have now. Vanished quicker than one hit wonder s music career.

Cold just like blixen. Faster than the wife can figure out a way to spend it. The seed hotter than the other parts thereof is its sun which diffuses about it self that natural heat which preserves its globe.

Hotter than noon on the fourth of july hotter than a pepper sprout and hotter than a 2 pistol came to us in song thanks to shenandoah johnny and june and george possum jones respectively. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I d rather have a sister actively serving in a whore house than. Funny hotter than quotes sayings. Hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock.

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