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These 101 funny quotes from comedians movies authors and tv look at the hilarious side of life. So don t even try.

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Im funny quotes. I m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous. I m actually not funny. Funny quotes quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 8 165 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the america s cup france is accusing the u s.

I look like a casual laid back guy but it s like a circus in my head. Doing nothing is hard you never know when you re done. A selection of funny quotes which use sarcastic humor that will make your friends and family burst out with laughter.

And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. Explore 1000 funny quotes by authors including will rogers groucho marx and steven wright at brainyquote. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators.

But sometimes the reason is that you re stupid and you make bad decisions. I m so hot that i contribute to global warming. Enjoy these funny quotes a laugh and share with a friend.

I m so awesome i wish i had a friend like me. I m so cool i wasn t actually born i was defrosted. I m so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.

I m just really mean and people think i m joking. I will have my revenge and. Not only does laughter reduce stress it lowers your blood pressure gives you an excellent ab workout and releases endorphins.

When all else fails it s natural to turn to humor to get you through tough times and these 2020. How the pandemic has forced us to be more authentic at work. I used to think i was indecisive but now i m not too sure.

Tommy devito wants to be taken seriously. I make you laugh the situation gets more and more tense until a few minutes and a few dozen f bombs later when devito acts like it was a joke all along. Of arrogance germany doesn t want to go to war and the three most powerful.

We ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. Everything happens for a reason. Haha he s so funny and we mean that in the best possible way.

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