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A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels.

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Jury duty funny quotes. A man went to jury duty. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren t smart enough to get out of jury duty. Discover and share jury funny quotes.

During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. It s not easy for me to raise my hand and send a boy off to die.

There were eleven votes for guilty. Explore 160 jury quotes by authors including norm crosby robert frost and thomas fuller at brainyquote. Discover and share jury duty funny quotes.

I got jury duty and i didn t want to go so my friend said you should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren t smart enough to get out of jury duty. I don t want people to think that about me so instead i wrote i love chinks.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. 26 quotes have been tagged as jury. Like you should put i hate chinks and i said i m not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty.

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