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I need to act like a man or i need to tone it. This is why it takes several million sperm cells to locate a female egg despite the fact that the egg is relative to them the size of wisconsin.

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Man woman quotes funny. A man s face is his autobiography. Given here are a few more funny quotes and sayings that will be a treat to your sense of humor. I d much rather be a woman than a man.

A woman s face is her work of fiction george carlin. Behind every successful man there s a woman behind every. 21 quotes from funny women that will make your year.

A woman s best accessory is a well dressed man. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Women can cry they can wear cute clothes and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

150 funny quotes about women. A man falls in love through his eyes a woman through her ears woodrow wyatt a man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him brendan francis. And a curse to the purse.

For every woman you know who has been given substandard treatment by her parents used by her friend or boyfriend abused by her husband discriminated by her employers and ridiculed by society i know a man who has been burdened with family responsibility since childhood humiliated by his girlfriend bullied by his employers pushed by society and harassed by his wife. Discover and share man vs woman funny quotes. New a woman only needs four animals in her life.

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini skirt his heart starts beating faster his throat gets dry his knees get weak and he becomes irrational. Love which is an intense emotion also has a humorous side to it. A beautiful woman is a paradise to the eyes.

Marcel achard woman s virtue is man s greatest invention. A woman s mind is cleaner than a man s she changes it more often. Cornelia otis skinner men and women women and men it will never work.

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Friedrich nietzsche women like silent men. 416 quotes have been tagged as men and women. Funny women quotes by michael.

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