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Software engineer quotes funny. 44 quotes have been tagged as software engineering. A software engineer a hardware engineer and a departmental manager were on their way to a meeting. These inventors innovators and educators have changed the world with help of their engineering skills.

What is that question. Programming is like sex. It s possible you might have to be an engineer to truly appreciate engineering jokes and humor but if you get the jokes they are certainly funny.

They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. Not as famous or widely quoted as others but i think they should be. Those ones that make you smile.

20 funny web developer software programmer quotes we collected some cool web designer quotes not long ago and thought a follow up with the web developer version would be an awesome idea just so we don t hurt anybody s feelings if they are more coding oriented. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life michael sinz 2. Lazy engineers engineering is all about laziness in the name of a better life.

Don t worry if it doesn t work right. The ones i like most. Programming quotes that are funny too.

A software engineer meets another software engineer. If everything did you d be out of a job mosher s law of software engineering 3. The code robert c.

Quotes for coding and developers that we can use in presentations. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. So here are 25 famous engineering quotes from some of the best engineering minds in the world like albert einstein.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better. So which platform are you working on. Se profession virtues of simplicity se education.

6 the way software engineer sees a solution. I collected these for the benefit of students in the cs3215 software engineering project course i teach from time to time. To kick start your day.

Made at 4th international software process workshop and published in proceedings of the 4th international software process workshop moretonhampstead u k 11 13 may 1988. Software and cathedrals are much the same first we build them then we pray is a quote from samuel t. Both of them ask the same question to each other.

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