Witty Birthday Quotes

Do not think that you will be one more year old. 1 forget the past you can t change it.

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Witty birthday quotes. Do not think about the worst. Do not be so pessimistic today. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am.

The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person s birth. I will never be an old man. A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun.

If you don t mind it doesn t matter. 2 forget the present i didn t get you one unknown i can t believe it s already been a year since the last time i didn t buy you anything for your birthday unknown the best way to remember your wife s birthday is to forget it once e. Two tips on your birthday.

Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. We don t grow old. Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy.

If you re enjoying these funny birthday quotes you ll also get. The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

There s really only one true birthday. You know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Birthdays are like cheese.

After 30 a body has a mind of its own. Funny birthday quotes humer. 16 all the world is a birthday cake so take a piece but not too much george harrison.

Add these birthday wishes to a photo card a calendar of family photos or other personalized gift she ll cherish. Age in itself can also be pretty funny. Whether it is your best friend girlfriend boyfriend boss colleague mom or dad their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes.

Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday. Also read these insightful age quotes for the young and young at heart. 15 a friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday erma bombeck.

Funny birthday quotes about cake candles and gifts. From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. When we cease to grow we become old.

Have a lot of fun on your birthday let s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but don t forget to enjoy that you were never so old. They stink more the older they get. May you live to be so old that the.

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Some happy funny birthday wishes to send your friends on social media along withsweet and funny happy birthday quotes to include in their birthday card.

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