Witty Quotes For Birthday Cards

I couldn t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card you re too boring 3. Of late i appear to have reached that stage when people who look old.

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Witty quotes for birthday cards. When we cease to grow we become old. Age is a number and yours is unlisted. Have a lot of fun on your birthday let s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but don t forget to enjoy that you were never so old.

Clever birthday wishes by their very nature need a hint of humor a few puns and an unexpected turn of phrase. We offer funny birthday quotes about aging ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny. While you were reading this card i ate your entire birthday cake.

The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. It is also your present.

Age in itself can also be pretty funny. Do not think that you will be one more year old. The best funny birthday quotes.

Whether it is your best friend girlfriend boyfriend boss colleague mom or dad their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. Do not be so pessimistic today. 138 funny birthday wishes poems.

Give birthday card to idiot i really hope you like this gift that you specifically told me to buy for you. Just don t wake up in prison. If you re enjoying these funny birthday quotes you ll also get.

I hope your birthday is better than the card i sent you 4. For example you can turn even the simplest birthday greeting happy birthday into clever birthday wishes. Funny birthday quotes humer.

Another year older and you still can t grow a beard. From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. This is more than a birthday card.

Art puns diy funny birthday cards. A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. If you don t mind it doesn t matter.

Hope you have a happy birthday today and happy unbirthdays the rest of the year put simply. We don t grow old. Do not think about the worst.

50 funny birthday quotes share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day may they bring a smile to their face. Just wanted to be the first person to wish you a happy birthday so i can feel superior to your other well wishers. A smile some laughter may even help them live longer.

Seriously i don t know how many more of your birthdays i can handle. By jack benny. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

Your birthday is the perfect excuse to drink on a weekday.

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